Harry: Voldie you know, there is a saying that “Beauty is in the eye of the beholder”. There are some facial features that I particularly find prepossessing.
Voldemort: What are they? *holds his breath*
Harry: I gravitate towards exquisitely sculptured noses. The shape of the nose can change drastically someone’s appearance. How about you?
Voldemort: *sighs* I am not so sure. I have a liking for people with mesmerizing scars on their face. The scars look unique and inimitable.
Harry: Oh, you really have some unusual preferences. If you want, I can help you find your soulmate.
Voldemort: Never mind Harry! I wonder if anyone can be this slow on the uptake.
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